“He was a wise man who invented beer”
-PLATO
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”
-KAISER WILHELM
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak”
-JOHNNY CARSON
“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
-ABRAHAM LINCOLN
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
-BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy”
-FRANK SINATRA
“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
-RAY BRADBURY