“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
-Plato
“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
-Ray Bradbury
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
-Kaiser Wilhelm
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”
-Johnny Carson
“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
-Abraham Lincoln
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
-Benjamin Franklin
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra
