“He was a wise man who invented beer”

-PLATO

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”

-KAISER WILHELM

“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak”

-JOHNNY CARSON

“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”

-ABRAHAM LINCOLN

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

-BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy”

-FRANK SINATRA

“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”

-RAY BRADBURY